Women in Spain say that kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without pepper. Clean-shaven men need not bother growing cumbersome moustaches now, because Etsy has designed the Moustache handkerchief. The Moustache Handkerchief is made of 100% cotton material and has a moustache printed so that you can tie it around the face strategically, in order make people think for a moment that you grew a moustache. You can also amuse yourself and take pictures at various angles after tying it around your face. Etsy instructs you to wash it in cold water and not to bleach or iron over the image. At $16, it is a little pricey for a humble handkerchief.