Holy Moses, if the country wasnât freaked out enough with impending terror attack fears then this Threat Alert Jesus ought to put the love of God back into their atheist souls! Our beloved messiah has been now turned into a terror attack alarm, thanks to some enterprising oppotunist who decided to cash in on the post-9/11 frenzy. Using a Jesus figurine that is wired to receive threat alarm signals directly from Department of Homeland Security, the alarm warns you of a compromise in nation security and the halo over Christâs head changes color with the changing levels of threat.
The special offer also includes a vinyl-covered copy of the Bible and a reading light. The site claims the Jesus Alarm frees you of the anxiety of waiting for threats to break on the news and the Bible and the light are for you to read for comfort when you hide in the closet after an alarm signals a major threat. Unfortunately the scheme does not offer any kind of cover that will help you pay your therapist when this thing turns you into a nervous wreck!
Price: $19.95
source: Threat Alert Jesus