This airplane-inspired cocktail shaker (The Dual Fuel Cocktail Shaker) ($99) will help you make it through those overly long movies, little league games or staff meetings, where alcohol isn’t normally available. The detachable wings slide off to reveal twin flasks, and the sleek body is a cocktail shaker. Each flask carries a payload of 3.4 ounces, and the shaker will take a whopping 27 ounces. The body is made of nickel-plated stainless steel and brass, which means you’ll never make it through the airport’s metal detector. Here are some braatzed lines for those who drink and don’t think – You have a drink and you just don’t think. How are you unlike the tink? Do i drink more than you? Do you drink one? Or do you drink two? You see them lying there in despair. You look at them in disgust, not capable of trust. But could YOU resist the lust? Cheers
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