If youâre having issues with your spouse then you might need a bit of assistance. Instead of all that overpriced counseling or even more pricey a divorce, snag a remote. Get rid of all that irritating free speech and get them doing according to your wish. If youâre into girls or guys they have a remote for each sex. They donât say what happens if you simultaneously point the remotes at each other though. I suppose it depends on what button you push. To sum it up you press a button and it yells at your significant other to do the task of your choosing.
These remotes can talk, and say a lot of funny phrases. For example, the Control Your Man Remote says things like: âTime to listen!â, âWhat about my needs?â, and âWhoa, ever hear of foreplay?â while the Control Your Woman Remote speaks of things like âFeed me!â, âHand over the credit cardsâ, and âYeah baby, do that againâ. Basically, the menâs remote sounds kinky and obnoxious while the girlâs sounds whiney. Though it would make a great gag gift for a bride or groom. One remote is priced at $19.95 or the set for $34.95.