Who knows what secrets Dark Knightâs closet holds? But everyone would hope that this ainât one of ’em! Could it be that all of Batmanâs powers are function of his costume and once off you have your average Joe with a barrel instead of a 6-pack? It seems like that from this picture. Here you have your Batman, costume et al, in a chubby avatar, merrily chugging along his equipment in a âthank youâ plastic. Yes the ideal vision alright! Seriously though, this picture might have been taken at a comic book convention of some sorts. We all know while superheroes usually come in standard sizes, fans are motley of sorts.