Iâm not sure where other people stand on this issue, but for me the bong is perhaps the greatest invention since we discovered how to make fire, mostly because if we didnât have fire weâd have a real tough time getting our fav herbs to release their goodness. Like all curious kids, I too experimented my way through high school and college (and Iâd love to tell you about the lesson I learnt but I just cant remember what they were!), though my teachers were never really amused when I showed up with variations of the bong for my science projects, not much unlike these anatomically-inspired smokers.
Anywho, the nuns at my catholic college were a little more upset with my âcreativityâ though Lord knows I prayed a whole lot for them to be as cool as this radical sister here!
Of course the sorority girls were always damn crazy about this Hello Kitty bong.
And then there were the science freaks, who couldnât go through a few peaceful rounds of the good stuff without discussing the structure of the chemical composition of the atomic sub molecular Godknowswhat of the plant!
Their scientific creations really stunned us all with their ingenuity.
The alien huntersâ creations were as outlandish as their theories of alien invasion.
But the conservationists were no less. Their love of bamboo-based bongs helped us understand why it was so important to save the grasses of the world!
The best part was that they used techniques employed by their ancestors to preserve the, er, bamboo!
The antics of the hunting club were less than amusing, but we had to give it to them for trying.
But the animal lovers club really charmed us all with their creativity.
The treehuggers were also always invited to our parties and we loved it that they brought their own toys to play along.
Though Iâd have to say the Gothic Club certainly left a mark on us all with their devilish creations.
And sucking the smoke out of a dead dudeâs head was always eternally funny and I can swear I have even seen him wink at me a few times!
The gamers too found a way to join in.
The art club had us floored with their fab bongs.
Though the college band really did one better than them.
And this tribute to Mozart proved why!
Steampunk fanatics, as always, bronzed their way through to our hearts and minds.
Though they were always very fussy about maintaining the polish on their bongs.
The robotics and Bart Simpson clubs combined their powers to get us these astonishing creations.
But the piemakersâ Club did one better with this simple and tasty bong!
Another fav was the Laughing Buddha and though this bong looks nothing like it, Iâm sure a true herbhead would never know the difference!
The radicals were always out there to spoil our peace parties with their revolutionary ideas, but we found a chic way to convert them to our faith.
Though the nuclear warhead shaped bong always scared the shit out of us all.
There were also times when road trips lead us to innovate with our resources.
But we always found a way to get our daily fix of the herb.
And hey look thatâs me and ma beau giving neighborhood kids free tutorials on how to use a bong the right way!! Hey, wait a minute here; I never had pants that green⦠and my boyfriend definitely had more hair!! Whoa… thatâs like so totally, you know, righteous or somethingâ¦
