A not-so famous American proverb professes that a tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. I guess THIS monstrous tree has more self defense than it needs! Of course it would be an excellent idea to not go on and piss him off. But then again there are daredevils who just love a dumb challenge and can go to any extent to prove their manhood or DQ (dumbass quotient!). On another note, if we had one of these planted amongst a bunch of other endangered ones, perhaps we wont need to pay extra taxes to have security guards take care of illegal fellers and wood mafia, and perhaps global warming would be as extinct as a celeb without plastic surgery!
Source: Pravda