Of all the innocently moronic âfunâ ideas I have seen people come up with over the years, this Blood Soap Dispenser has got to be the dumbest ever. For starters, the thing actually kinda seems to be defeating the purpose of washing your hands, i.e., getting them clean, and a heavily colored soap simply doesnât say âcleanâ to me. Secondly, since the idea was originally touted as a party thing, Iâd have to say, with all the booze flowing around and stinking drunk party revelers âseeing thingsâ, you really donât want a soap dispenser getting you a bunch of suspicious cops on your doorstep. And lastly, with your mom already suspecting you of secretly worshipping the devil thanks to the unholy number of black t-shirts you have, this thing will probably give her a heart attack or two for sure!
Source: Frost Fire Zoo