Parties aren’t complete without that most important thing called alcohol. Once the party is in full swing, which actually means most are quite drunk by then, someone will need to open their bottle of beer. Now bottle openers are funny, because either they are too boring, or rusty and difficult to use. So why don’t you buy the Four Eyed Drunken Sailor Bottle Opener, and confuse yourself and your guests? Even when you are not drunk, you would feel drunk if you looked at the drunken 4-eyed guy staring at you in the most hideous manner. It is made of cast British mold and painted by hand. Four Eyed Drunken Sailor Bottle Opener is priced at $12.95, it can be the best gift for yourself or to someone who enjoys funny gifts like these. You can buy one for your home-bar as well.