Doesnât it just freak you out when youâve murdered your bossâs annoying pet ferret and you decide to secretly bury him in the water-boyâs bonsai pot but you donât have anything to dig the dirt out? Well the folding trowel is the Lordâs answer to all your quick-and-safe-burial-need prayers. Much more than being just an unnecessary folding garden tool, the 9â trowel folds down to a petite and easily hidable 5″ x 2″ x 1″ and the handy nylon storage bag with Velcro belt holster gets suspicion off your back. Featuring a sturdy stainless steel blade, the non-conductive ABS handle protects your hands from excessive heat and cold as you dig peacefully through the blazing sun or chilling winters. The trowel locks at a comfortable 90Â° angle taking the stress off your wrists when you have to dig bigger or multiple holes in quick succession (e.g. arranging a secret funeral for next-door-cat-ladyâs Chestershire triplets). The folding trowel makes a handy addition to your tool collection and works better than a pen any time of the year! Retailing for $8.95, the folding trowel is also useful for gardening and botany expeditions!
Source: Book of Joe