Filthy lucre is all set to get filthier! Any burglars intending to try luck targeting Mr. Joe Wetson-Webbâs business are in for the nastiest surprise of their lives. Heâs got a very different anti-burglar alarm installed: a 30ft catapult that unleashes chicken poop!
Originally this canon was used to fire his wife with a railway sleeper, but now the ex-showman uses this relic to keep any thieves, arsonists or vandalists at bay. Police, however, remain utterly unimpressed and have warned Webb of prosecution if he decides to put to use his dirty arsenal. Needless to say the businessman doesn’t care and has even installed a sign outside his flooring business premises, which goes like this: “WARNING. These premises are protected by Smart Poo and railway sleeper projectiles.”
Of course Britain has a variety of modern incarnations of anti-theft devices like alarms, CC TVs or fencing, but Joe has clearly shown confidence in the tried and tested means of dumping a bit of shit on hooligans! Clearly a fool proof measure!