If parking was a huge problem for you, just pray for a massive flood, so that you could wade across the town in a crude boat or a board and stop by a no-parking sign. You could also use the opportunity to advertise some of your junk, which you always wanted to get rid of, but thought would help you get some money. And we all know a little bit of hydrotherapy is good for the body, the mind and the spirit. All you have to do is get a naked man to walk ahead of you in the water to make sure you don’t pass by live wires.
Via: IZE